Chase and Helen

Chase and Helen are the cutest couple ever and are frickin awesome. They met in Mr Richards class fell in love and he missed her very much right now because she went to Disneyland 😪

Chase and Helen are the perfect couple!

by Chase Maybe? April 7, 2025

Soft-Agonistic Hellenist

A worldview combining soft atheism (Lack of belief in deities without asserting their impossibility) agnosticism (acknowledging uncertainty about ultimate truths), and Hellenistic influence (drawing on classical Greek philosophy, rational inquiry, and humanistic values).

I identify as a Soft-Agonistic Hellenist

by jhe gfiusjhzk ejuvtwsiuzdgfiya September 24, 2025

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing literally nothing all day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

Nix v. Hedden

U.S. supreme court case that decided that tomatoes are veggies and not fruit...

person one: tomatoes are fruits!
person 2: no they are veggies, i'll look it up!
both at the same time: WHAT!!!!!
person two: ha i was right, Nix v. Hedden said confirmed it!

by dizzle_smasher June 12, 2018

Mt. Saint Helens

When one ejaculates in a woman's mouth (not necessarily named "Helen"), then the woman proceeds to do a headstand while holding said cum in her mouth, then she forces a sneeze causing an eruption out the nostrils.

My lady was on the rag so instead of sex she gave me a Mt. Saint Helens which erupted with glory.

by legalbandit January 4, 2021