Stephen Hawking

Drives around like superman in his wheelchair, telling us what the universe is. He has highest INT value and therefor must be most correct. He got the speech computer 40 years before us... And ours isn't even ready yet since we didn't figure out an interface yet. So i guess that smartass traveled in time to an Apple store in 2241 and bought one cheap and thought he'll mess around with those 1980 plebs a little and tell them about the big bang and how to make something out of nothing. His idea became well known and a series about idiots that believed his shit was made aswell. HAIL STEPHEN HAWKING!!! YOUR DECEPTION IS SO POWERFUL!!! I SHALL BEND!

Thats not true! You are Stephen Hawking!
Oh mom, stop hawking.

Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...

by kuyaaaa January 24, 2019

Stephen hawking

When your sucking cock after a bloke has cum and he looks like stephen hawkings

I stephen hawkings my bloke last night

by 91mattsmith November 10, 2019

Hawk-yeah

Use this instead of Hell yeah to impress your mom!

Brother: HELL YEAH MAN!
Mom: LANGUANGE JONATHAN!
Me: Hawk-yeah.
Mom: I'm so proud of you Timmy

by Gilbert-Boy April 10, 2019

Screen Hawk

When you're playing a splitscreen game and look on your friend's screen to find him in the game.

Guy 1: "Hah, saw you go into that room."

Guy 2: "Stop screen hawking me!"

by clericUD April 17, 2019

Climate hawk

People fighting hard to address climate change. Not a war thing.

Anyone can be a climate hawk.

by Climatehawk2 December 10, 2019

Tony Hawk Pro Skater

The proper exclamation to scream as you take a Tech Deck board and hit a gnarly ollie in between somebody's ass cheeks.

Girl: "Will you just fuck me already?"

Guy: "TONY HAWK PRO SKATER"

by Platypussies December 28, 2019

kai hawkes

kool awesome and the best person huge peen

kai hawkes is kool

by kdrhehrge September 19, 2019