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Hippie Hobo

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Dresses like a hippie and a hobo
by idk1298746378473 May 28, 2008
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neo-hippie

See also neohippy, yippy.

(Pejorative) -- A person who replaces any established belief or fact with a product, belief or idea that has a quality of perceived social sophistication.

Neohippies are related to a hippie, except that their lives are centered on the purchase of expensive products and therapies of dubious value.

Most common amongst parents born between 1965 and 1975.

Usually drives a Subaru, Jetta, Bug or any bicycle.

A neohippy does not shop at Wal-Mart, but often spotted at co-ops.
In a sentence:
"That neo-hippie just spent $700.00 on wool diapers for her newborn."
-or-
"That neo-hippie found out he was allergic to wheat from his applied kinesiologist."

Example symptoms:

-Belief that your flu, cold or cervical cancer is caused by hypomobile joints in your lower back and an immediate spinal manipulation from a chiropractic physician is needed posthaste.

-Prejudice against any dairy product

-Love of anything made from soy

-Deep conviction in the belief that non-organic vegetables will kill you within 10 years if handled or eaten.

-Spending more than $4000.00 on cloth diapering

-Breast feeds children until age 5, co-sleeps with them until age 10

-Belief that animals should be loved and cared for in large fields before shot and eaten.

- Belief that small pox/rubella/chicken pox/etc. are less harmful than vaccination.

-Ability to visualize the face of the coffee bean harvester that got a fair wage from the cup of coffee that was just purchased.
by Pancreas100 June 30, 2006
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dark hippie

a word we use to make fun of goths, emo, etc.
that kid wears black all the time. thats cuz hes a dark hippie
by carmelina September 20, 2008
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hippie speedball

Hippie Speedball is a Seattle based psychedelic alternative rock band formed in 2001 by singer/guitarist Bill Bartel & bassist Steve Marchetti. Shortly after recording a demo CD in 2001, drummer, Nick Thomas joined the band, along with Mark Stein on rythm guitar. After playing a few years as a 4 piece and writing new, more complex material, a 2nd rythm guitarist was added, Bryant Porter, who was later replaced by Troy Hewitt in late 2009. The bands self-produced first full length CD release in 2003 was titled, Greatest Hits: Volume 1, and was distributed completely free to fans old & new. The CD received airplay on the Lound & Local Radio Show hosted by Jolene (KISW 99.9 FM). Hippie Speedball has played the greater Seattle area quite extensively and are working on a new CD, release date to be announced sometime in 2010.
Hippie Speedball is a Seattle based psychedelic alternative rock band.
by StilBil July 5, 2010
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Dirty Hippy

A young man, Usually a student, studying Music production technology in Northern England
Man! That guy on MSN is a dirty Hippy!

That Dirty Hippy will be the downfall of our glourious english empire, LONG LIVE THE QUEEN !
by Belvadere Smithe III OBE.MBE. January 28, 2003
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hippie stamp

when someone doses a person with an EXTREMELY high dose of LSD and/or other dosable hallucinogenic/ highly mind altering substances that is guaranteed to cause a horrific experience. mostly for the purposes of revenge, payback, genuine dislike, etc.
that mother fucker hippie stamped me last night at the show, i only owed the dude 50 bucks
by bingobangobongos August 5, 2010
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Hippie lamp

Person 1: "Look at this!" *points at lava lamp*
Person 2: "Oh sweet! A pink hippie lamp!"
by Duckii9487 June 9, 2011
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