Gooberwaffen

Often stylised as (GööberWäffen) this term derives from the english slang "Goober" meaning idiot, retard, or silly person and fusing it with the german word "Waffen" meaning weapon. This word is used to describe someone who is such an idiot they should, in fact, be considered a weapon. Typically a weapon of mass destruction.

"That dude John? Oh yeah, he is a whole fu*king Gooberwaffen"

"That right there is a 'Gööberwaffen' for sure"

by SirBarquisiousJohndasReginaldR January 25, 2025

goobertization

the act of befriending a Goobertizer, and becoming a downright goober. Heavily linked to increases in sillyness and tomfoolery. May cause death.

Person 1: "Dude, I don't know, this Goobertizer seems like a pretty cool guy."
Person 2: "Yeah, you know what? I AGREE! Let us undergo goobertization!!!"
Person 1: "Yayyy!!!"

by The Goobertizer January 17, 2026

goobermaxxing

the act of being as silly as possible in day to day life.

person 1: what have you been doing lately.

person 2: I have been goobermaxxing(does something silly).

by mr.nugget2077 January 29, 2026

Gooberschnärf

An extremely annoying person.

You absolute GOOBERSCHNÄRF

by thesigma. February 9, 2026

Goober mouth

A felacious women that sucks your dick while you're on the toilet taking a shit

Last night I goober mouthed that bitch and she loved it

by mdubdabsdubs February 17, 2026

Goobersmaching

To smach a goober, or better said - grab them by their ankles and hold them upside down. You then proceed to shake them until all of their doubloons fall out of their pockets and crevices.

Hey bro! Wanna go Goobersmaching? Im gonna be rich with their weird ass coins!

by NoshGilgan February 12, 2025

gooberous

someone who has alot of phases

my huzz gone luh gooberous today vro💔

by not_gooberous February 21, 2025