Someone whom, despite not showing the mental and physical frailties of a ginger-haired person, shows their true colours when they forget to shave for a few days...
Hot girls chatting in a bar
"Did you speak to that guy already, he's so frickin' cute."
"Nah, I passed him on the way to the bar and noticed with the light shining on his face that he's a closet ginger"
"Ewww, disgusting. Bummer, cos he definitely looked like marriage material from over here"
"Did you speak to that guy already, he's so frickin' cute."
"Nah, I passed him on the way to the bar and noticed with the light shining on his face that he's a closet ginger"
"Ewww, disgusting. Bummer, cos he definitely looked like marriage material from over here"
by Poppa Stuey June 25, 2014
Get the Closet Ginger mug.The most elusive drug in the world. Those who have taken it say its the best trip they've ever experienced. Found in the deep mines of Guam. Also grown proactively in New Jersey. So uncommon and rare- that only 1.5 out of 700,000 people have tried it.
Person 1: Have you heard that Robby doesnt even do ginger root?
Person 2: How lame, i bet he only smokes the dank kush
Person 2: How lame, i bet he only smokes the dank kush
by yikers7888655 August 20, 2016
Get the Ginger Root mug.Fat Ginger, the Coolest ginger Commonly named nick. Has a cow lick and Says back in my day and talks about tyrone. Has braces and is the most hilarious ginger you will ever meet.
Person 1:Yo is fat ginger coming over to the party tonight.
Person 2: Yes is gonna be lit and Hilarous.
Person 1: You know it!!
Person 2: Yes is gonna be lit and Hilarous.
Person 1: You know it!!
by Frecklespaiszer789 December 18, 2016
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When going to bed at a party with a ginger just remind everyone, "Quick into the ginger coffin! Our souls will be safe there!"
by Rara22 November 7, 2012
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by n00geDoesLakeGeorge August 24, 2011
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2: But I heard he's a ginger sailor - he can't be that good!
2: But I heard he's a ginger sailor - he can't be that good!
by HuffmanEnthusiast March 9, 2022
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