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Garden muncher

When you eat you’re girls pussy that is hairy as fuck while biting the hair off.
I gave my girl the garden muncher last night shit was more useful than a razor.
by Ppmsster May 30, 2022
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Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011
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Garden hose cock

A very Very VERY long penis
You can give a girl a cum goblin 1480 with one
Dude did you hear mike has a garden hose cock
by Nut funny man January 30, 2023
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Gardening

Person 1: Hey man, Imma go do some gardening real quick

Person 2: Aight bet. Looks like you could use a helping hand
by MysteriousTrashJuice July 30, 2024
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Garden

(slang)(verb)
To smoke marijuana; to consume weed. Often used metaphorically, to romanticize the process and be discreet.
Jane gardens every evening to unwind, finding peace in her little ritual.
by para_anomaly June 25, 2024
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td garden

Where you the Cs dominant.🍀
I seen D. White drop 33 last night at td garden
by Da illest alchemist March 5, 2024
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Zen garden

A calm peaceful box of sand with a rack, and possibly some rocks. It’s calm sensation helps a lo of people with mental issues, but not only those people, it’s to everyone! It’s used a lot in ASMR, because as such, it is asmr.
People tend to make designs on it with all different sizes of rakes.
Person A: “oh! I want a zen garden so bad!”
Person B: “ I am selling some if you want any?”
Person A: “yes , please!”
by P1loxx April 17, 2022
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