Someone whom, despite not showing the mental and physical frailties of a ginger-haired person, shows their true colours when they forget to shave for a few days...
Hot girls chatting in a bar
"Did you speak to that guy already, he's so frickin' cute."
"Nah, I passed him on the way to the bar and noticed with the light shining on his face that he's a closet ginger"
"Ewww, disgusting. Bummer, cos he definitely looked like marriage material from over here"
"Did you speak to that guy already, he's so frickin' cute."
"Nah, I passed him on the way to the bar and noticed with the light shining on his face that he's a closet ginger"
"Ewww, disgusting. Bummer, cos he definitely looked like marriage material from over here"
by Poppa Stuey June 25, 2014
Get the Closet Gingermug. A food served in school cafeterias that ensue hilarity and brings about thoughts of pigs with red hair.
by Dizzle Smizzle February 20, 2009
Get the Ginger Porkmug. 1: Did you hear Tim got into the national sailing team?
2: But I heard he's a ginger sailor - he can't be that good!
2: But I heard he's a ginger sailor - he can't be that good!
by HuffmanEnthusiast March 9, 2022
Get the Ginger Sailormug. Named after the legendary Cream drummer, Ginger Baker. A ginger faker is one who claims to be a quality drummer, but is, in reality, just shit. Crappily copping Ginger Baker licks is common amongst ginger fakers, as are unbearably long and equally crappy drum solos.
"Sammy talked himself up like crazy, going on about his ridiculous abilities behind the drum set, but we jammed with him today, and he's a 100% ginger faker."
by Tommy the Rock June 27, 2009
Get the Ginger fakermug. The god of all. Said to enslave humanity at the end of time. God Ginger Hippo is the king. Once bitten by a ginger hippo you automatically become a ginger hippo.
Person 1: Hey im going to church see you at 3:00.
Person 2: Church? Everyone knows the only god is God Ginger Hippo.
Person 2: Church? Everyone knows the only god is God Ginger Hippo.
by knifeguywithaknife January 16, 2011
Get the Ginger Hippomug. Fat Ginger, the Coolest ginger Commonly named nick. Has a cow lick and Says back in my day and talks about tyrone. Has braces and is the most hilarious ginger you will ever meet.
Person 1:Yo is fat ginger coming over to the party tonight.
Person 2: Yes is gonna be lit and Hilarous.
Person 1: You know it!!
Person 2: Yes is gonna be lit and Hilarous.
Person 1: You know it!!
by Frecklespaiszer789 December 18, 2016
Get the fat gingermug. by buttwholeburns May 28, 2011
Get the ginger snapsmug.