bi-winning

When you're a special individual and win at everything you do. Even when it appears you're losing - you're actually winning.
“I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”
- Charlie Sheen
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bi-winning

1. Winning here and winning there
2. What you may be if you don't know the definition of bipolar
3. Side effect of the drug "Charlie Sheen"
4. Getting 5 movie deals in the last, I dunno, 8 seconds
5. Curing yourself with your brain after almost dying of an overdose of every substance discovered, legal or otherwise
6. Epic and radical
One man: Did you hear how Charlie Sheen demanded more money from that show after almost dying from drug overdose?

Half man: He was winning before that epic run... and now he's winning more? How does he do it?

Charlie Sheen, sprinting by in his underwear and Wild Thing glasses: I'm bi-winning!
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bi-winning

Winning here and winning there.

Coined by Charlie Sheen
Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bipolar.

Charlie Sheen (while smoking): Wow, what does that mean?

Interviewer: I guess, you know, that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen.

I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
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bi-winning

Winning simultaneously in two dimensions, i.e., winning here and winning there.
When Charlie Sheen is bi-winning, he's "banging 7 gram rocks" and pornstars at the same time, a win-win situation.
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Bi-winning

Not just winning; bi-winning. A higher form of winning concocted by Charlie Sheen's drug addled brain.
"Some say you are bipolar." -Interviewer

"I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?" -Charlie Sheen
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bi-winning

A person that wins here, and wins there.
Charlie Sheen: I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning. I'm a bi-winner, I win here, and I win there, now what?
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Bi-Winning

Not to be confused with bipolar in an interview. Bi-Winning is winning here, winning there. Charlie Sheen is the only one who claims to be able to do this all the time.
Interviewer: Some would say your bipolar

Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that even mean?... I'm Bi-Winning, I win here and I win there.
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