When a fellow person is bent over and his or her shirt is too far up as well as their pants are too far down. Therefore showing posterior crackage complete with a living bear of fur in between said buttocks
by hairycatterpilar April 07, 2013
Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.
"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."
by Kickernoc September 07, 2014
When you call someone’s phone a bunch of times at 3 a.m., usually intoxicated but not always sometimes they’re just bored. The person on the other end usually doesn’t answer at all, because, well, they’re asleep...
Demi: I’m bored and can’t sleep, I’m gonna call Chris a bunch of times and see if he wakes up.
Sarinah: NO! Don’t crack dial Chris again because he’ll block your ass so quick.
Sarinah: NO! Don’t crack dial Chris again because he’ll block your ass so quick.
by Crackadoodledoo September 23, 2020
I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018
by Sexy Blue January 16, 2008
it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.
the end
the end
by charlie jayne January 01, 2018
by dankTDM March 09, 2017