Back around the time when John Adams was alive and lived in Boston, right before the Revolutionary War, where colonists in Boston got aggrivated with the new Tea Act passed by King George III stating that all imported tea will be taxed, and then creating a monopoly in tea, making sure that 99.9% of all of the tea that the colonists drank were imported, forcing them to all pay horrendous taxes on tea. This major outburst led to a revolt in which the colonists attacked ships importing East India Company Tea, and then they took all of the tea on the boats and dumped it all into the Atlantic. A major factor that caused the Revolutionary War and America's freedom.
History Teacher: Today will we be learning about the Boston Tea Party. I'm sure you'll enjoy the lesson.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.
History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.
Student: A tea party? How is this important to our everyday lives? And please explain how school could ever be enjoyable hahaha
*20 minutes later after the lesson is over*
Student: Yes, kick their asses colonists. Those stupid British deserve it.
History Teacher *smirking*: I knew you'd like it.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
Get the Boston Tea Partymug. i was at the corner, waiting for the light then it became a Boston green light (vrooooooom)(bang) (ouch)
by Lobsta January 30, 2015
Get the Boston green lightmug. A sexual act the involves the game of hockey. It is done when a naked male plugs into the butthole of a female, she than inserts a hockey stick into her vagina. This act can only be successfully done when they skate in tandem and score a goal. After the goal, the male than ejaculates and in celebration thrusts the female into the boards. Once the vagina extracting hockey stick hits the boards it than flings the female into the sky and creates a bloody bug splat into the plexy glass.
by NanoNonesense April 18, 2020
Get the boston bug splatmug. When you eat something that's really not good with your stomach and you're sitting down and all of a sudden you shart and you have to clinch and run to the shitter.
“Hey have you eaten at the restaurant in town?”
“Yea, but I can’t go back, I got a Boston Butt Tickler and destroyed their bathroom.”
“Yea, but I can’t go back, I got a Boston Butt Tickler and destroyed their bathroom.”
by Rubber Donkey Balls August 24, 2022
Get the Boston Butt Ticklermug. A sexual act consisting of at least 3 people simultaneously teabagging another, while another person dumps their clothes or other important possessions out of a window or into the trash. This act is often seen as retaliatory.
"Billy's boys decided to give Susan a Boston Tea Party after she cheated on Billy. They convinced her to go down on them while Billy trashed her favorite hoodies."
by XJ900 February 18, 2022
Get the Boston Tea Partymug. You need two guys one girl. One guy shits on her chest while the other guy cums in her ass simultaneously.
The boston 2 time is an awesome way to express your love.
they then proceeded to boston two time as a three some.
they then proceeded to boston two time as a three some.
by el samo April 30, 2019
Get the The boston 2 timemug. Should the receiving party flatulate during a rimjob, the event shall be referred to as a Boston Wind Tunnel.
by The green power ranger September 20, 2016
Get the Boston Wind Tunnelmug.