friend crush

When you see someone you don't really know and want to become friends with him or her.

A nonsexual crush

A wanting to be friends with someone.

I saw John today. I kind of have a friend crush on him...not gonna lie.

by Frederico . October 8, 2005

you're fired

Shows that your services are no longer required; the catch-phrase of Donald Trump from "The Apprentice."

Donald Trump wants to trademark this phrase; talk about slick marketing.

by cevikes March 30, 2004

friend zone syndrome

An affliction where a patient uses "friend zone" unironically.
The patient sees friendships with people of sexual appeal as a failure.

In fact, this is actually a symptom of a number of other hidden problems (failure to meet new people regularly, failure to negotiate sexuality in an upfront way, failure to enjoy the sorts of people one is interested in sleeping with, and so on)

A: "Someone I know isn't giving me sex. I mean, I haven't been upfront, because I fear even polite rejection... But the only thing I want from them is sex, and they're the only person I am going to meet this year. Please, help me get out of the friend zone!"

B: "That's your problem: you've got friend zone syndrome."

by Openly sexual nice guy September 13, 2012

seasonal friend

Person who is best friends with you only during a sport or time of the year that you spend together. Usually very fake and over-friendly.

"John just walked past me in the hall and didn't say anything."
"He's SUCH a seasonal friend."

by The Classic Abrahams April 5, 2009

girl best friend

your girl best friend will always be there for you when you need her or don’t. she is something that you don’t ever want to lose. she’s trustworthy and honest. she’ll cuddle you like a big brother or hold you like a younger brother. no matter what you did, she’ll be there to text you goodnight or good morning. she will love you and cherish you even if you don’t know it.

“you are my girl best friend and i thank you for always being there for me.”

by alex.yang21 October 7, 2018

best guy friend

The guy a girl always comes running back to with all her problems she's afraid her friends would judge her for. Best guy friends are different from your regular guy friends because you can talk to them them about anything and they tend to be very sympathetic and caring. Either the guy or the girl friend at one time or another complains about being in the friend zone but neither one of them actually does anything about it. Rumors often circle around that you and your best guy friend are dating and he'll often smile and respond with a shy "nah". There is often cute flirtatious tension between you and your best guy friend.

Girl: Period cramps make me look and feel like shit today.

Best Guy Friend: Aww no, you look gorgeous. I wish I could make you feel better somehow :(

by istilllovehim January 23, 2012

bully your short friend day

The correct day for this event is every day of the year!

Taylor: Guess what day it is?
Katie: Idk what?
Taylor: Bully your short friend day!
Katie: Wait, I thought that was yesterday?!?
Taylor: ITS EVERYDAY GREMLIN!!!

by Danny "The Tallest" Loops December 11, 2019