Steptic-father

When servicing your septic.. and you retrieve the last cumwad deposit in the tank, introduce it while fingerblasting your next partner resulting a pregnancy.

Noun:

Steptic-Father

Her: "babe, I'm pregnant!"
You: "impossible, I'm sterile."

by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>My Biological Father Birthed Me To Smile In a A Bar<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

Father

Listen, I don't know either bro. Better luck next time.

Son: Father, who was the first father?

Father: Son, God was the first father.

Son: If God is a dad, doesn't that make dad bods the body of a god?

by RazeUsAll December 19, 2021

father

a male figure that leaves when his child is born

your father is gone on some pimp shit

by gerald39+edward85 December 30, 2020

In THe Back Of The Father And Mother Infecting Anyone Body Squabble Is The Sunflower Deed

In THe Back Of The Father And Mother Infecting Anyone Body Squabble Is The Sunflower Deed

In THe Back Of The Father And Mother Infecting Anyone Body Squabble Is The Sunflower Deed

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

coke father

A stupid white kid named sam

Man that kid in math is a coke father

by Yeetsjdh39 December 1, 2016