bitch-ass motha fuckin pussy licking whore

a term you use when you are really mad at someone but can't hit them cause they are related to you.

Ashley: stop sucking david's dick you slut.
Autumn: bitch-ass motha fuckin pussy licking whore, i wish you weren't my sister.

by rofffllllllll March 24, 2007

Queen of fucking everything

The ultimate drama queen/attention seeker; likes to be at the centre of social scenes; tends to be bossy; delusional at times; prone to hissy fits; sulks when things are not going her/his way.

...he/she thinks they're the Queen of fucking everything
eg. Elton John, Kerry Katona, Katie Price, Jodie Marsh.

by SophieT January 26, 2011

fucking yes

Used in situations where simply saying, "YES!" will not suffice.

Joe: Yo, you up for ordering pizza?
Riv: fucking YES! I'm starving.

by Riveh December 10, 2005

Big Fucking Spider

A REALLY big spider with the seeming propensity to shred you tip to stern. When such spider walks, you can feel the fear through your feet, and the vibrations that it makes running after your ass. If you see one of these, you have one of 3 options.

-Run
-Get Eaten
-Start Praying

"Hey Jack, where did matt go?"
"I dont know for sure, but that really big fucking spider over there with a leg sticking out of its mouth sure looks suspicious..."

by Sebas S December 13, 2008

monkey fuckin' a football

a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition

*let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football

by bogart March 10, 2005

ego fucking

The art of having such a high opion of yourself, that your ego becomes a tangible object, and can thus be dangled into the gaping snatch of an eager beaver.

Did you see them head out for lunch together? I bet they are going to have a sweaty anonymous ego fucking session

by Albert11 February 21, 2008

fucking clusterfuck of fuck

An indescribably complicated and horrific disaster of a confusing and convoluted nature

My international management group project is a fucking clusterfuck of fuck

by kingfurykiller November 16, 2011