frostration

The state of being frosted (angry) and frustrated at the same time.

Matthew was in a state of frostration when his boat sprung a leak. He was frostrated when his girl friend stood him up. It is a frostrating experience to have your wallet stolen.

by DGTJR April 15, 2008

Frosted Waffle

A public sex act. A Frosted Waffle occurs when having sex doggie style against a chain link fence and the Receiver's face gets pressed against the fence. The Pitcher promptly ejaculates on the Receiver's face.

"He couldn't stop laughing because what had started out as a hot public encounter ended in my face looking like a frosted waffle!"

by RadioNutz March 18, 2009

Frosting a Duece

Frosting a Duece is an unusual practice which involves a man taking a duece and then proceeding to masturbate until he ejaculates onto it.

*Note: A man may also frost someone else's duece

Dude! I was taking a shit this morning and it got me so worked up I ended up frosting that shit!

So this whole time you've been frosting a duece?

by Peteytreats August 6, 2009

Frosting the Penguin

The act of masturbating.

One who beats his goose rapidly.

Someone who jacks off a lot.

Ryan was frosting the penguin last night because he doesnt get pussy.

Sam frosts the penguin every day because his girlfriend won't.

Ben usually frosts the penguin to punnet squares because they excite him.

by benb92 August 29, 2009

froshfest

Similar to a sausage fest, it's when an event is so overrun by freshmen that it is immediately uncool to be there. You can recognize a froshfest by the large amount of seperate groups of boys and girls huddled in the corner, usually squealing about 'how cool this party/dance/event' is.

Jon: Wow I thought this was supposed to be a good party, but it turned out to be a total froshfest.

by K.Business September 24, 2009

frostytute

A prostitute that gets paid by his/her customers in frostys from Wendys. Because of this fact the frostytute is usually quite fat and smells like delicious frozen treats.

Lets go to Wendys real quick and get some frostys! I have a hankering for that frostytute down the street.

by Team get naked June 25, 2010

Frosting the Liver

(1) "The practice of ejaculating into dinner meat."

(2) "Committing sex acts upon a two pound cut of liver."

(3) "Whacking off, 'come big boy come', screams the maddened piece of liver that in my own insanity I bought one afternoon at a butcher shop and believe it or not violated behind a billboard on the way to a bar mitzvah."

- John Oliver of the Daily Show, 8th Sept 2010

"Wolf Blitzer where are you on Frosting the Liver? Answer the question that America wants answered!" - John Oliver, The Daily Show.

by pwvl September 15, 2010