When jerking off at the end of your shower, having turned on the cold water only. You finish the shower refreshed and ready to crush your corporate drones and dominate the competitive landscape.
This term mostly used in startups.
This term mostly used in startups.
I’ll be 5 min late for the meeting as I’m about to have my CEO shower.
My CEO shower this morning left me energized to rule the day.
My CEO shower this morning left me energized to rule the day.
by Bossmandingo July 10, 2022
Mike: Hey Megan I know you're running late for work but are you going to use the shower?
Megan: Yes I am Mike, but it will just be a quick shower PDA because its better than nothing.
Megan: Yes I am Mike, but it will just be a quick shower PDA because its better than nothing.
by bongermonkeyfart October 21, 2013
When you take a shower late at night without knowing what the shower is in aid of, i.e., going out, staying in, staying with company, etc.
For fuck’s sake. It’s 23:45 and I still don’t know if we’re going out or not. Best have a mystery shower.
00:00... she said she would call around now. Best grab a mystery shower.
00:00... she said she would call around now. Best grab a mystery shower.
by JAMwIsE May 20, 2017
She was standing over me, rubbing her coochie, when she was pleased, i was covered in her coochie shower.
by MrMcDaddyMan April 08, 2021
Tifinella: "Hey, where are you off to?"
Jessica: "I was at the DMV for hours and I gotta take a coochie shower before I meet up with Brad and Chad."
Jessica: "I was at the DMV for hours and I gotta take a coochie shower before I meet up with Brad and Chad."
by Funky Worm November 30, 2022
A raisin shower is when you gather a whole bucket full of deer turds and raisins (and possibly coffee beans) and throw them onto your girlfriend before having sex with her. She'll be so enthralled with your penis (or strap-on if your a chick) that she won't be able to differentiate between eating raisins or turds, but she'll kick your ass later, and it will give you pleasure if you have a foot-in-ass fetish.
Dude, I gave my babe a Raisin Shower last night and she stuck her foot so far up my ass after words that I cried and used my leftover tears as lube!
by Beefboy June 09, 2014
When you ejaculate in the shower, and the hot water and semen mix to create a extremely sticky glue substance that will not fuck off
"I can't get this shower glue off my thumb, I never should've choked the chicken in the tub this morning."
by Shower glue November 26, 2015