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Stoke City Football Club

Is not a council tax funded meeting place but the greatest football team in all of history, who recently beat Bolton wankers 5-0 in the semi finals of the FA cup and will go on to beat Manchester shitty city in the final. Their display on the pitch is always to premiership quality. These "fans" are seen at every match proudly wearing their red and white "whatever size" stoke shirts, scratching their perfectly plucked eyebrows wondering why Stoke are such a good team, communicating in the best way possible, singing and cheering the players on. They are known as "the loudest and proudest". They also can be heard proudly mentioning their success in 1972 of winning the League cup, a cup with great value.
Stoke City Football Club have got to be the greatest team ever
by coolmexicanguy May 10, 2011
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Intra-continental ballistic football

A football that is launched from the arm of Brett Favre that travels from one continent to another.
Brett just threw an Intra-continental ballistic football from Green Bay to Afghanistan. Osama got hit in the junk.
by Ade Goudreau October 9, 2007
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Stoke City Football Club.

A council tax funded meeting place for the less intellegent and feebleminded residents of Stoke on Trent who consider the substandard display on their pitch to be of premiership quality. These "fans" are usually seen bedecked in their red and white striped XXXL Stoke shirts, bottom lip protruding, saliva dribbling, scratching their freakishly heavy brows as they contemplate how to negotiate the turnstile whilst communicating in a series of grunts and clicks. Can be heard mentioning 1972 in every sentence, as that was the one and only time they have been successful, and that was only in the League cup, a cup without any value whatsoever.
Grunt, duh, yeah, I like "Stoke City Football Club." , 1972, nauuuughhhh, dribble flibble
by Port Vale Football Club April 5, 2011
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Kiss a football player day

A day when a girl had to kiss a football player and tell them something they like about them

October 6
It’s kiss a football player day gi kiss him he deserves it
by Unknown 15......... October 1, 2021
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Small football small money

It's a sentence used by hungarian people in Hungary, it's a more clever way to say "TIPSZMIKSZ"
Small football small money asfasfasfasf
by HAMUUD May 18, 2021
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left-handed football bat

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.
by Jebus January 27, 2005
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