Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
Get the Giant Ever-Rigged Phallusmug. once upon a time, there was a girl named shallisa. shallisa had nine dogs and 3.49 trillion dollars. She could do makeup like nobody else....not even James Charles. She also had a closet full on Gucci and Louis Vuitton. 3 closets to be exact. Shallisa was extremely responsible. Until one day she went to Coachella.
by Timmy thin March 8, 2019
Get the The littiest story evermug. Man: I'll be there in 10 minutes
*30 minutes later*
Man: I'm here
Woman: you took all four of the evers
*30 minutes later*
Man: I'm here
Woman: you took all four of the evers
by SterbenUniverse December 19, 2016
Get the all four of the eversmug. 
when you describe your past sexual moments and fantasize about it in the present.. typically girls named “leslie”.
by JUNYURS November 3, 2023
Get the she’s the best i’ve ever hadmug. by seoula June 28, 2023
Get the silliest person ever in the world evermug.