your last day on earth

Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.

If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that will be your last day on earth.

by kplc June 20, 2009

The best person on the face of the earth

I LOVE ZOE AND ZOE IS the best person on the face of the earth

"Zoe is the best person on the face of the earth"
OMG YES!

by bribri April 26, 2022

Heaven on Earth

A loving Girlfriend

Guy 1: I just found heaven on earth
Guy 2: what’s her name

by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022

Earth

A ROUND object containing very little intelligent life located 3 planets from the sun.

Person 1: the earth is flat right bro?

Person 2: get the fuck outa here before I shoot yo ass.

by 55shot November 2, 2020

Draw a circle, that's the Earth

The outro song of Hetalia. Is absolutely iconic. If you hear it and are not in this fandom, run.

Hey, hey Papa!
Give me wine!
Hey, hey Mama!
Hey, hey Mama!
The bolognese that I ate before,
I cannot forget the taste!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
Draw a circle, that's the Earth
I am Hetalia!

by arrarargh September 5, 2023

Earth

A blue planet with angry people on it

Joe: Earth if Fucked Bob: IKR first ww3 and then corona virus

by The licensed meme dealer February 3, 2020

Dinosaur Earth

The truth

The Dinosaur Earth is real, and we are living in ignorance!

by hello I am someone October 28, 2021