death diamond

Is when a vaginas too large and the person goes missing.

Mike was screwing Melissa last night and he hasn't been seen since, he got sucked into her death diamond.

by bathroom bitches December 29, 2014

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Chocolate Diamond

A shit when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out, and hits the water in such a perfect way that it splashes back up and gets only your anus wet.

I've tried Sennacot and Ducolax but the only stool I've been able to pass is a single chocolate diamond.

by Fappy Ham Slappy March 6, 2016

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chocolate diamond

The kind of poop when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out

I can't believe I was in the bathroom for 40 minutes and all I have to show for it is a chocolate diamond!

by CrasierFrane March 6, 2016

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Blood Diamond

Taking a shit however you've got no toilet paper so your partner licks your butthole clean

I told you to buy buy toilet paper so guess your getting a blood diamond for christmas

by ahouston October 24, 2017

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Purple diamond

Purple diamond (Royalty) a king or queen that's over everybody and that nobody in the world cannot stop them no matter what.also a flawless or almost flawless piece of this stone that u can break.

Baby you my purple diamond .

by Maria ball May 26, 2018

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