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Douchebag

Person who pays where ever and whenever the fuck he wants.
limo pulls up to parking structure. pays at the beginning. DOUCHEBAG
by yobaf March 1, 2011
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Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.
Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"
by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011
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carmol douchebag

while waiting for a bus, this person is stopped by everyone even little old ladies, and is told to go fuck yourself...carmol douchebag!
by isuhyou90 November 22, 2011
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Apprentice Douchebag

A Douchebag in training. Someone who is learning the trade of being a Douchebag.
"Dude what's his problem?"-Guy 1

"Oh, he's just currently a Apprentice Douchebag."-Guy 2
by Hourglass Mage November 11, 2011
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Douchebag

A bag which is used for keeping a Douche. So you can clean your vaginal or anal cavity.
Have you seen my Douchebag? It's fully dry and ready to be put away.
by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023
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Californian douchebag

The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo
Yo bro I gave her the Californian douchebag last night
by Dezzuh February 8, 2023
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Schrodingers Douchebag

Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.
OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.

Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?

OP: Calm down it's just a joke.

Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.
by Shittin' November 13, 2023
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