Douchebag

Any Hillbilly hick with the first name Robert.

Robert this arrogant keyboard cowboy is a douchebag.

by Glass Cardinal April 9, 2024

Douchebag

A tool, one who acts like he is better than others.

A Maintenance of America manager.

That manager acts like his shit don't stink, what a douchebag.

by Barnythekid December 18, 2014

Douchebag

Describes what is left of a person after the best part of them dripped down the crack of their mama’s ass.

You are a complete and utter douchebag. The best part of you dripped down the crack of your mama’s ass.

by El Barbón March 15, 2023

douchebag-dickhead

when someone can't handle anything and acts out at any moment possible

jay jay is a douchebag-dickhead

jay jay always acts like a douchebag-dickhead

jay jay can't handle life cuz he is a douchebag-dickhead

by sav mor fuckin adams January 27, 2021

First Class Douchebag

A very rich person, usually referred as the upper class, or first class, who is a major douchebag. Basically the stereotype for a rich person.

Dude, we get it, you’re rich, but you don’t have to be a first class douchebag

by boomergee. June 29, 2022

Douchebag

Co Worker who is an asshole. No redeeming qualities.

Hey, C is such a douchebag

by DirtMaGirt February 11, 2021

Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.

Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"

by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011