Douche Craft

Any mode of transportation containing a large quantiy of douche bags. i.e.(Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!)

Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!

by Melissa "P" or "L" Bitches September 10, 2011

douche roar

The loud scream emanating from an alpha male douchebag while lifting weights. This is done for the sole purpose of attracting attention and hopefully impressing those around him with his strength and commitment to large biceps.

Jim let out a piercing douche roar at the end of his 10th set of bicep curls.

by rimlover October 22, 2011

croca-douche

someone who wears the type of shoe known as crocs and says something stupid or not needed and annoys and/or pisses off every one in the area. They also wear socks with the crocs.

I was standing in line and a croca-douche walked up and started tell me something about a small town in mexico

by onslaught94 June 29, 2009

douche kit

someone who has surpassed being a douche bag; no longer just the bag, but the entire kit.

He's such a douche kit, playing his girl like that.

by fucktreesiclimbbouysmotherfuck January 4, 2010

Phone-douche

Person who talks loudly on phone around a captive audience (i.e. In an elevator, a train, dorm room, or other group setting) and says ignorant, obnoxious, or simply TMI kinds of things.

In a dorm, late at night:
Your room-mate on the phone: "Don't worry dude, you didn't know you had (horrendous STD) before you started dating her, if she breaks up with you over that, she's just not the one."

You text your friend: "My room-mate is a total Phone-douche!"
All the while you cover your ears under your blanket imagining smashing his phone/asking God what you did to deserve this.

by sprstix409 January 28, 2012

douche wagon

Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.

{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 8, 2021

Douche McMuffin

Douche McMuffin simply is when you order an egg McMuffin and it looks soo bad you assume a handless chimp put it together. at this point is when you relize you have been handed a Douche McMuffin knowing the person who made it is an insanely large Douche Bag.

1."dude fucking look at dat shit bro. yo go bust back up in that place and get yo fuckin dollar back cause that shit is a serious Douche McMuffin"

2."damn G if i wasnt soo blunted id go back in there and slap that fucker who made me this Douche McMuffin."

by fuckin harshf0ol April 28, 2009