Douche Missile 

A douche of extreme proportion, known to terrorize the undouched world with his/her annoying and entirely useless presence, pathetic witticisms, and overall offensiveness.

Dan is not your average douche. He is a flaming douche missile.

Douche Missile by dbag5000 May 1, 2005

douche bump

A bump on the skin, normally on the skin at the back of the neck, that appears when you are surrounded by douche bags or when you encounter a particularly-huge douche bag.

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Whenever that douche bag Hansell is around, Tim gets a huge douche bump on the back of his neck.

douche bump by jjmills May 5, 2007

Douche Brigade 

A douche brigade has occurred when all of the following elements are present:
A. In a single mingling group, the male to female ratio is completly unbalanced with the males dominating; AND
B. Each male is trying to "out-do" all the the others in hopes of coercing the female to engage in sex acts with him; AND
C. None of the males realize what tools they are being.

I was talking to a lady when another male friend of mine comes and starts talking to her, then another, and another. Soon there were 6 including me, I realized I was amidst a douche brigade and I quickly stepped out of the circle. The males were like "white-on-rice" at the scent of a single female.

Douche Brigade by Randal Smothers January 6, 2008

Douche McDouche 

Someone that is such a douche that you have to say "douche" twice to really hit the nail on the head.

K Fed is a Douche McDouche!

Douche McDouche by Tubzilla January 20, 2009

douche kanoosh 

n: a person with douchey quailties and calling them a douche just doesnt sum it up. also could be a person of jewish religion.

Man you are such a douche kanoosh

douche kanoosh by thebouncerguy May 7, 2010

douche in sheep's clothing

a cleverly deceiving type of douchebag that by all outward appearances seems normal, but do not be fooled this type of douchebag has had years to mask his douchiness. When this type of douchebag encounters other douchebags they tend to display douchey behavior.

I never in suspected that Chad was a douche in sheep's clothing, but look at him over there with those douchebags talking about the lastest Ed Hardy shirts and new pokemon games.

douche in sheep's clothing by pendergastastic September 8, 2010

Douche It 

A homonym of "Do shit".

"Hey Friend, do you plan to douche it in St. Louis this weekend?"

Douche It by FriendliestFriend September 3, 2013