Noun
The children, psycho baby mamas, ex-girlfriends, criminal records or other problems that come with dating a douche bag.
The children, psycho baby mamas, ex-girlfriends, criminal records or other problems that come with dating a douche bag.
"it didn't work out with Ronnie, he had two kids With two different women, that's way too much douche-baggage to deal with."
by Not so shorty August 25, 2012
Get the Douche-baggage mug.Person who talks loudly on phone around a captive audience (i.e. In an elevator, a train, dorm room, or other group setting) and says ignorant, obnoxious, or simply TMI kinds of things.
In a dorm, late at night:
Your room-mate on the phone: "Don't worry dude, you didn't know you had (horrendous STD) before you started dating her, if she breaks up with you over that, she's just not the one."
You text your friend: "My room-mate is a total Phone-douche!"
All the while you cover your ears under your blanket imagining smashing his phone/asking God what you did to deserve this.
Your room-mate on the phone: "Don't worry dude, you didn't know you had (horrendous STD) before you started dating her, if she breaks up with you over that, she's just not the one."
You text your friend: "My room-mate is a total Phone-douche!"
All the while you cover your ears under your blanket imagining smashing his phone/asking God what you did to deserve this.
by sprstix409 January 28, 2012
Get the Phone-douche mug.The leashes worn on the sunglasses of a frat boy or douche bag. Commonly complemented by above-the-knee plaid shorts, a polo shirt that is too small, and sandals or boat shoes - frat gear. The doucheness is compounded when worn at night.
by trinalise November 26, 2011
Get the douche leash mug.The loud scream emanating from an alpha male douchebag while lifting weights. This is done for the sole purpose of attracting attention and hopefully impressing those around him with his strength and commitment to large biceps.
by rimlover October 22, 2011
Get the douche roar mug.Douche-silo:(1) a common place douche and/or doucher who conglomerates with many other douches to make himself feel better, leads a social group of well known douches. commonly looked upon by his douchetes as bro, but publicly known as just douche.
(2) a popular place crowded with douches, creating aggravated atmosphere amongst common passer-by.
(2) a popular place crowded with douches, creating aggravated atmosphere amongst common passer-by.
average joe 1: hey bro who's that over there with all those people around him? he looks pretty popular.
average joe 2: nah bro that's just the school douche-silo with all the other douchetes in the school, don't worry about it.
average joe 2: nah bro that's just the school douche-silo with all the other douchetes in the school, don't worry about it.
by the123the456 October 24, 2011
Get the Douche-silo mug.Any mode of transportation containing a large quantiy of douche bags. i.e.(Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!)
Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!
by Melissa "P" or "L" Bitches September 10, 2011
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