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Ding-dong

A drink that restaurant servers share after a busy and stressful rush. Usually a small serving of a creamy stout like Guinness, drank quickly like a shot. It's purpose is to force the staff to take a step back from their tasks, meet up at the bar, take a quick drink and resume service with a clearer head and renewed comraderie.
"Ding-Dong! Meet up at the bar in 30 seconds for a team building exercise!"
by WIZORD666 August 11, 2014
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Dinging

The act of dropping stones or heavy objects down onto vehicles from above, like assholes. Which is considered a "prank" but is technically attempted murder, because this can obviously kill people (it has, and it's sad, very sad)
Those kids like to go Dinging, but if you see them call the police, before they kill someone!
by Beauty Of Mesozoic October 3, 2025
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Bottle of ding

A cheap bottle of cider, specifically 3 litres. Must be either Frosty Jack's, or Strongbow, depending on personal preference. Rarely consumed within the confines of one's own property (see Carry-Out). Northern Irish slang.
"Here mate, grab us a bottle of ding from the offie there!" Local hooligan off to get drunk with some friends.
by Henry Ding-Bat August 10, 2024
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ding dong

Its your goddamn Penis you retard, get a life...
look down, open your pants and you probably have a small fucking dick man... or in other words, a ding dong
by FatLoser26 June 27, 2016
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ding

to acquire media illegally on the internet, to stream from an illegal service, or to watch it for free when you would otherwise pay for the movie or a subscription service
“I think I’ll ding that new movie instead of buying a $20 DVD.”
“There’s an awesome website where you can watch dinged movies for free!”
by Rejectedwiggle May 16, 2020
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Ming Huang Ding

A person who probably weighs over 300 pounds
Ming Huang Ding sat on Daniel and crushed his legs.
by Justing0999 March 4, 2022
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ding ding

Porn actor: Let me see your ding ding?
Innocent woman: My what?
Porn actor: Your rosebud?
Innocent woman: Huh?
Porn actor: Your clitoris, you idiot!
by ahnkhus February 6, 2022
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