Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.

She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.

by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022

Di di’s

An abbreviation for Dior shoes.

Those Jordan Di Di’s hit different.

by @BeignetPapi May 25, 2022

discepolo di 049

Discepolo di 049, also known as a particular disciple of 049, is another staff member of a game and uses a cursed emoji that I won't talk about, but anyway, he's weird because sometimes he talks about sussy stuff (not usually) and sometimes is just fucked up I don't know. If you meet him, I can do nothing except good luck to you.

"Hey, you know Disciple of 049?"

"No, shut up."

Discepolo di 049 is a guy that he can become "immortal" only on a discord server lol.

by Zeorn May 26, 2022

Ding Dong Di

Like a butt dial but for men that carry their phone in their front pocket.

Oops, sorry that was a ding dong dial

by fryck April 5, 2022

morra di

yo mama

Morra di is so fat she looks like a cow

by sheev palpatinus April 19, 2022

di^!n3dr@9*n

The heading of a dating profile

di^!n3dr@9*n

by anonymous November 3, 2021

Don't get died

A sentence used as a joke when someone walks away.

James: well bye guys I gotta go for a jog.
Matt: bye just Don't get died.
James: ill try!

by Lollipop loli November 16, 2021