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some jokeman kid who has no sense in fashion whatsoever and likes to get his clothes for the sports direct sale rack. He wears a sondico hat and a lonsdale tracksuit. Also he is very fond of reeboks and is overall a massive schmuck. He lives in a council house and survives off of benefits getting 30p a day but sometimes gets double because he was born with 11 chromosomes. He is an absolute chav and stinks like fermented piss
chad:"look at that neek over there in his sondico tracky"
johnathan:"oh yeah thats daniel, hes such a wasteman- actual wallad"
daniel:"wallahi suck your muda"
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Oh look at Daniel, that big nigga!
Daniel by WienerWarrior69 February 8, 2020
Dumb ass with a lack of character and friends. He is constantly failing his classes and fucking shit up.
Oh, there’s Daniel.
Ew
Daniel by vfrdbfviergfhiji February 11, 2020
Most famous drug dealer in the world rapes people when he is angry and cuts off people’s ...
Stop being a cow like Daniel
Daniel by Fenge February 12, 2020
Daniel is the most famous drug lord in the whole world.When he sees snow he wants to snuggle it and sniff it up his nose he has a autobiographical series called Narcos and he rapes people when he is angry and cuts off people’s ...
Daniel by Fenge February 12, 2020
Loves to play music. The flute and guitar is his specialty. The most loving and caring person you’ll ever meet, he’s also very hot if your dating him, your the luckiest boy/girl in the world. He’s a great friend and is a little protective but you’ll get used to it. He’s a little fragile so be nice. He always tells everyone how he feels about everyone.
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Why didn’t you say yes to Daniel??!?!
Daniel by Th ejcjcj February 13, 2020
Both a god and a duck according to this website
Will try to play solitaire with the sates of America and multiple countries
A liquid bi-plane
Cannot recognize their own pride flags
Will announce that they hate the internet, and then spend most of their time on reddit and use memes as 75% of their vocabulary
Used to be very short, but is now taller than me dammit
Is over obsessed with cereal
Has over 1000 Pokemon cards

Has been playing Minecraft since 2013
Daniel by Obsessive child February 15, 2020