crunching

To feast upon croûtons that have been placed in your partner's anus.

I think me & Lars are gonna go crunching tonight.

by Lars Watson June 5, 2008

star-crunchy nigger

(n) An African American fellow with shave bumps.

"Yousa star-crunchy nigger ain't you?"

"Yo, tell Little Debbie that star-crunchy nigger is here."

by Bustya Lipbitch September 25, 2007

Admiral Crunch

A breakfast consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal covered in rum. Purportedly the favored breakfast of Stephen Colbert.

John preferred to eat Admiral Crunch for breakfast because he's a raging alcoholic.

by Drunk Pirate June 11, 2009

crap'n crunch

When u take a cornish shit in a womens dry mouth and she chews it up and spits it in ur mouth.

Man i could go for some crap'n crunch.

by Senoir Crap'n Crunch July 5, 2003

Crunch Bunny

Someone who makes a big deal about and talks too much about online games. More specifically someone who takes the time to type the word noob, newbie, leet, camper, or any other geek word and can't JUST PLAY THE GAME because they are fueding with someone on the game because of some geeky kid reason.

10-13 year old geek idiot that thinks they are cool: Hey you noob, stop camping just because you're not 1337 like me.

Cool person who just wants to play the game: Gosh, what a crunch bunny.

by Delton Carter [AIKEN] clan May 2, 2005

christ on a crutch

An expletive usually expressing disbelief or exasperation. It is the opposite to that of a Christian person saying ‘Christ on the cross.’ Somewhat akin to saying ‘Shit on a stick.’

“Christ on a fucking crutch, will you shut up and give me a break?!”

With a sigh and a shake of the head: “Christ on a crutch, I can’t believe how stupid this is.”

by logic000 July 6, 2012

Crunchyroll

Another word for an uncircumcised penis.

"Yeah, I woulda fucked him, but I found out he had a crunchyroll so I left his ass."

by Prenroke August 25, 2018