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Cross Country Skiing

A sport designed for people who like the cold, hills and exercise induced asthma. Some find it fun, but for most it closely resembles some form of personal hell. It is very common to have some type of traumatic childhood experience associated with a forest, the cold, exhaustion and having wooden boards strapped to your feet. Although frequently associated with old people, and knits, it is the second most popular winter sport globally. The vast majority of racers are men.

Oh yeah, and it also is the sport that produces the most fit athletes. Period.
Person 1: Hey want to go cross country skiing?
Person 2: HELL NO! When I was 12, my mom took me cross country skiing, and it was so hard and tiring and I almost died. I swore I would NEVER do that again.
by rr123 March 6, 2012
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holy cross man

Holy Cross man is the wettest of the wettest. Gyal can't find anything better than this kinda man.

These Holy Cross men are loyal and in most cases really physically attractive
Girl - That Holy Cross man from arima rel sweet inno.
Boy- I wish I was ah Holy Cross man nun wetter than then except water.
by Charlo 2003 January 9, 2018
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cross country

A difficult sport that involves lots of long distance running. Cross country involves running about 5-12 miles a day for practice, and 5 kilometers for every race at the high school level. Cross country is somewhat related to track. However, track is shorter distances over a rubber surface while cross country is a long distance race over grass and/or trails.

see: xc, cross country geek, distance running
by *The Boss* June 23, 2006
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Crown Victoria

A large shaggin waggon automobile produced by Ford. With the police package they are capabable of doing over 135 mph, plus they are very good in accidents and easy to have fun "activities" in the back of.
I saw a crown vic race a ricer today, the guy in the vic was doing his girlfriend while he was racing and he still beat the riceburner! Long live Ford V-8 power!
by FordManJoe April 30, 2005
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Crossed wires

"Crossed wires" can describe either of these situations:

1. when people who are supposedly having a conversation with each other are actually talking about completely different things

2. when a dialogue gets out of sync because people are not listening to each other - in a written dialogue this is usually because someone has posted twice before reading a reply.

The expression derives from ye olden days of analogue telephones. Sometimes when speaking on the phone in the 60s or 70s it was possible to hear another conversation on the same line. You might also pick up the phone and find that instead of a dial tone you could hear a conversation. This situation was called "crossed wires".
Example 1:
Emma: I can't wait for the weekend
Joe: Freedom at last! Next year I'm going travelling
Emma: We're throwing a party for our graduation
Joe: I'm gonna hitchhike around Europe
Emma: Everyone is invited. Hope they all come.
Joe: London Paris and Rome here I come!
Emma: You are coming aren't you?
Joe: Wanna come with me?
Emma: Crossed wires!

Example 2:
Jack: I'm sick and tired of arguing
Anna: sorry I didn't mean to upset you. I forgot that you don't like talking about politics
Jack: and I get the feeling you're trying to upset me!
Jack: sorry crossed wires
by Jules Fox April 11, 2013
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Elway Cross

A cross or plus shaped bruise inflicted when the nose of a football contacts the flesh at velocities Elway routinely attained.
You fuckin rocketed that thing. I think it left an Elway cross.
by The Darkness June 15, 2006
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tough crowd kid, tough crowd

When someone says a terrible joke, or just something stupid while trying to be funny. You respond with tough crowd, or tough crowd kid, tough crowd.
Person A: Yo dawg, I head you like cars, so I put a car in yo car so you can drive while you drive.
Person B: Tough crowd kid, tough crowd.
Person A: :/.......
by Mildred678 January 18, 2010
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