by Sackitch May 25, 2016
Get the Crack surfermug. When you stick your crack pipe in one’s vag , light the crack and inhale through their mouth effectively making them a crack straw
Average Joe: nah dude I got ma girl to do the crack straw yesterday , crazy litty
Average friend : no way , how was it
Average joe : she’s dead
Average friend : no way , how was it
Average joe : she’s dead
by DailyCrackSmoka November 11, 2021
Get the Crack Strawmug. by dankTDM March 9, 2017
Get the scooby crackmug. by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar September 13, 2020
Get the Crack Dreammug. Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.
"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."
by Kickernoc September 6, 2014
Get the crack jackingmug. I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018
Get the Ham Crackmug. Have intercourse then turn her around doggy Style then plant the seed then put Glue (or SuperGlue) in her, Finally you have completed "Seal that crack".
by Big_Boy_steve_ August 3, 2022
Get the Seal that crackmug.