cracked walnut

A very attractive young man. A much more attractive boy than Leonardo DiCaprio.

Sam is a cracked walnut

by Sam.spec January 20, 2018

crack heating

Act of warming your hands by putting them in your buttcrack

It's so cold outside, he had to use crack heating to warm his hands.

by psudorandom December 24, 2022

Crack Dream

A crazy and unbelievable hope/ambition that one has while under the influence of crack cocaine.

Stoner 1:"One day I'll be as rich as Bill Gates!"

Stoner 2: "Man, that's a crack dream..."

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar September 13, 2020

Seal that crack

Have intercourse then turn her around doggy Style then plant the seed then put Glue (or SuperGlue) in her, Finally you have completed "Seal that crack".

Guy 1 : I pulled seal that crack on my wife.

Guy 2 : How was the hospital visit?

by Big_Boy_steve_ August 3, 2022

Double Crack

To have a massive ass that is too big to be a circle so it grew a bottom layer

Dude, seriously that bitch is huge, check out that double crack!

by Yuri Gojirah October 12, 2010

cup'o crack

A cup'o crack is a rather small cup of straight crack often used as a defense mechanism against enemy's when feared or you have to pee really bad.

"bro my gf wouldnt have to get out the bathroom when i had to pee so i cup'o cracked that bitch"

by DJDARKSTAR7501 May 9, 2017

cracking cheese

another way of saying smegma

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end

by charlie jayne January 1, 2018