Henry the cow

The deceased cow owned by TommyInnit. Death: 4/2/2020
Person 1: Do you miss henry the cow

Person 2: No lol
by Ackhimer April 03, 2021
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Trim A Cow

This is when your balls are so hairy that they need immediate shaving
Friend: Hey I'm gonna trim a cow tonight
Friend 2: Oh yeah I trimmed my cow last week
Friend 2: Why are you trimming yours?
Friend: It's because I have a date in the morning
Friend: I really have to trim my cow tonight
Friend 2: OK Cool!
by Search up Mayor of Lannach March 22, 2021
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kafira cow

the king of shitposters
the dumbest man to ever live

loves nigga twerk
hates lilian
kafira cow bruh
by ben 69 February 20, 2022
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kafira cow

the king of shipost and shitposters
his bestie is cash
loves nigga twerk
not verry famous but has 8000 shitposts
kafira cow bruh
by ben 69 February 20, 2022
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Cow Turd

These two words, believe it or not, are used to describe a person who you know you love and care for but you just can't admit it. They are used to describe a person who can get so incredibly aggravating but at the end of the day, something that person said or did was the highlight of your day. This person is normally very whitey and laughs at the little things that some may say don't really matter, but you and me both know every single word and action matters. (Side Note* they can get off track sometimes too.) This person is such a joy to be around and you can always count on to brighten up your day... It might be making your kidneys hurt from laughing uncontrollably nonstop but heyy I mean it works. They can be mistaken for flirtatious but really its just that they want to lighten your load just a couple of pounds. They are more often than not very beautiful or handsome, although they are very hard to be in a relationship with because they are so private. If you have one of these people don't ever let them go because more often than not they were placed in your life for a reason and they are meant to help you get through some DEEP STUFF. They are defiantly somebody you want in your life and if you have someone like this you are truly a lucky person.
Guy/Girl #1 Waitt... You know a Cow Turd??
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah, Why?
Guy/Girl #1 You are a really lucky person, you know that right?
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah I know... She/He really is amazing!
by red kiwi July 16, 2016
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Cowed up

When you turn into a cow and decide to turn up
by CowMan28 December 22, 2017
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Jow the cow

A cow that says Jow, which is made up, had blue spots, and white stripes. Oh and Jow the Cow 's name is Jow.
Random Cow:Moo
Jow the Cow: JOW JOW JOW!
Random Cow: 0o0
by JowMeepers April 27, 2020
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