cooter queen

Bi cuck guy that loves eating his wife's pussy after a man well endowed is done fucking her.

My Lil cuck hubby is my little um eating cooter queen.

by C-dub73 June 8, 2023

Cootycall

A booty call just for cuddling

I cootycalled my boyfriend

by Anonymous 1476 August 20, 2023

canyon cooter

a cooter, that is stretched to the size of a canyon.

she had a canyon cooter.

by mikyj October 13, 2008

cobweb cooter

A vagina that has not seen action or sex in a while

Oh that disgusting cafeteria lady is always pissed. She must have a cobweb cooter

by Ferbas January 25, 2013

video cooties

When somebody sends you a youtube video that you can't stand and related videos continue to show up in your feed.

Davey sent me some stupid Redneck Tennessee rap video and now all I see is the jawja boys and now I got his video cooties.

by MacD February 5, 2014

Kiwi Cootchie

1.) noun— Refers to a woman's pubic region that has not been woman-scaped long enough for little hairs to be present, but not long enough to have become a curly bush, resembling the hairs on a kiwi. Can be uncomfortable to perform cunnilingus on.

David: A-a-ron, the only thing worse than stank dick is kiwi cootchie

Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.

David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?

David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...

by The_Honey_Badger January 11, 2015

cankered cooter

Nasty, crusted VAGINA, also infections of the vagina

She went to the bar and had a one night stand and now she has a cankered cooter.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014