Martel College

No such term exists. Try looking up "Martel Dormitory."

Martel is not a college.

by EOL RRF October 6, 2004

college ice

slang for the beer natural ice. Natural ice is a favorite of many college students because of its low price

by REED January 29, 2003

college gold

quarters; so named because students often need quarters for laundry and vending machines.

"It's not that I'm too lazy to do laundry, it's just that I haven't got enough of that college gold."

by Jack324 November 24, 2007

College Soda

Beer. Usually the cheapest beer available for college kids (ex. Natty Ice, The Beast)

"Yo, Let's go pound some college soda!"

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

winning college

The act of hooking up with two chicks at the same time.

"Hey bro, how did your night end up?"

"Janet and Sarah were so wasted, so I took them home and ended up winning college!"

by Nickster113 November 29, 2007

launceston college

Shit hole where you fail because the teaching isn’t good as all they care about if your hair and how you dress “don’t wear those tight trousers it makes the teaching staff horny”

I fucking hate Launceston college

by Smithy Benno Bruh January 17, 2018

Chaminade College Preparatory

Chaminade College Preparatory is a high school in southern California. While Chaminade freshmen start out lost and confused, carrying their expensive laptops around and avoiding the opposite sex, by senior year it is standard to spend every Friday night getting trashed with 90% of your classmates. Chaminade students can frequently be seen around the San Fernando Valley driving daddy's two year old, and thus discarded BMW. Chaminade students look down on public school students, as they should, because despite the rich kid cliche, Chaminade students are intelligent and successful, and get into colleges based on merit, rather than by the aid of a trust fund (see Oaks Christian High School). After four years of hard work, it is understandable that its upperclassmen should feel the need to let loose. Students are divided into two categories, very good looking, and frightening. The two groups are generally never seen together, and it is very uncommon to see mixed couples.

Victim of public education: Where do you go to school?
Chaminade college preparatory student: Chaminade
Victim of public education: HA, you mean SNOB-INADE
Chaminade student: It's okay, I have more money, more college acceptances, and good looks

by chaminadesocal September 27, 2009