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Chocolate Banana

When you are having sex with a girl in the ass when she has diarrhea and you pull out and have her suck it off.
I asked Susie if she wanted a chocolate banana. She said yes but had no idea what she was getting herself into.
by Sephiroth116 March 28, 2009
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Chocolate Donut

This happens when you run out of toilet paper and your shit hardens around your asshole forming a thick crust giving it the appearance of a chocolate donut. This does not apply to black people.
my friends saw my crusty anus ring making them want to eat it out like a chocolate donut.
by donutfetish October 18, 2011
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White Chocolate

white person with a 'black inside'
by Maizy G May 16, 2003
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choc top

When having anal sex with a homosexual partner,
having shit on the knob of you penis after withdrawing.
Man, you just gave me a choc top
by Define Man April 23, 2006
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Chocolate Jizz

When a male is having anal-sex and shit gets into his urethral orifice (penis hole) causing him to shoot out chocolate jizz.

Warning: Contrary to popular belief, chocolate jizz is NOT real chocolate. It is actually shit coming out of your penis. Do NOT attempt to eat it. EVER.
Girl: Did you just shit out of your weiner?

Guy: Nah, that was just some chocolate jizz.

Girl: Is it real chocolate?

Guy: Ummmm...yeah.

Girl: (tastes it) Fuck you!!!
by KangarooTaco May 18, 2010
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triple chocolate meltdown

the act of three guys cumming all over a black girl's face, resulting in a mess resembling a delicious Applebee's dessert
Lafonda looks like a mess after that triple chocolate meltdown.
by Spike & Rhino Co. March 17, 2008
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