jacko cannell

Jacko Cannell is a midget who eats kangaroo for breakfast, lunch & dinner. he is a suck-up to the footy player Nathan Cleary who plays for the Penrith panthers. he play rugby and when he scores he dances like Michael Jackson. that's why his parents named him that. Jacko Cannell is a strawberry faced loser that has the Kung flu and thinks that every girls text is more dryer than his armpits just before his weekly showers. his brain cells are more dead than AdAm SaNDleRs beard and his celebration is a plain backflip. "we get it, you know how to do a backflip. you're good at showing off." he uses the same boring excuse "that's crazy and all but I don't remember asking." watch out for all the Jacko cannells out there, if you can even see them. his tiny body won't be able to survive if you step on him.

"what's that smell?"
"is it coming from the ground?"
"no it's just Jacko cannell"
"where is he? he is so small I can even see him"

by ella nilssssss April 13, 2020

cheesy as canned

A phrase referring to the subject discussed as being equal to or lower than the quality of canned cheese. See cheesy

Dude, that joke was cheesy as CANNED.

by khristopher November 13, 2009

University of Cape Town

The University of Cape Town (aka UCT) is South Africa's and Africa's top ranking university. It's a multi-cultural research institution in the southern suburb of Rondebsch in Cape Town. It's home to some of the world's most beautiful views as its nestled against the slope of Table Mountain. It's girls are beautiful as well. It's way better their (main) rivals Stellenbosch university. Heck, UCT even got a double mention of the popular US TV sitcom Suits. Many American students do a semester abroad here.

Jack: The University of Cape Town definitely is the place to study in Africa!

Sean: For sure, man

by krugsie September 4, 2014

Cape Rape

In Melee, and to a lesser extent Brawl, when Mario swings the cape around to either:

A. Deflect a fully charged Samus ball
B. Deflect a Fox/Falco after theit up+b recovery rocket
C. Basically anytime the cape is used for tactical advantage

You just got cape raped

by Brown Bear :) October 8, 2008

Cained

Being cained is similar to being fucked, but used more by the town heads of Liverpool, UK that like to get off your barnett and are experiencing a very bad comedown the next morning.

Example 1:
Jordan: Come out for a bit lad it's a nice day

Tom: Swerve that lad I am cained here you know

Example 2:
Dave: Come to mine for a bit lad

Tom: Go on sound lad but you better have a joint waiting for me I am cained and I need to sort me head out

Example 3:
Ryan: Lad those Formby heads were devouring the beak the little weirdos, haha they will be cained now like.

by FlappedJoint September 9, 2012

you got cained

this novice from NSB whose name is samuel chu, wif the hand action, goes "U GOT CAINED" over a chess game with this other fob named tobias! the kylie the minogue:D

*Uuuuuuuuu GOT CAINED!!

by pimp meister October 31, 2004

Cape Breton

A peninsula in Nova Scotia. Often mistaken as a real island. (never tell a caper that his island isnt a real island). nice scenery and that's about it. locals think it is the best place in the world (since they have never made it out of the maritimes). way to many Scottish People who all know each other.

Halifax person: Where are you from?
caper: im from cape Breton island!
Halifax person: don't you mean cape Breton peninsula?
caper: f**k you! i don't care what a map says its a real island!

by wh15 August 22, 2010