picking cotton

the act of doing an excess of tasks in order to do something else.

"dude i've been picking cotton all day just so i can go out tonight"

by ryan boyd November 24, 2007

cotton picker

Someone named Tim.

Tim you are a fucking cotton picker

by Tablesaucepicker November 21, 2019

cotton cunt

A dry snatch

Some chick that gets so stoned that her cotton-mouth extends to her cunt. This is observed during an attempt at sex that wasn't meant to be.

by Teh Benjuturtle April 19, 2003

Cotton Picker

A racist term for a person of black or brown pigmentation. This word refers to the African American slaves who would pick cotton in the fields.

Man I fucking hat the god damn Cotton Picker. We need to send them back.

by Starlordddd January 6, 2017

Cotton Eyed Joe

When the male member is outside the confines of his trousers, while keeping his trousers up

I went back to a guys apartment, and we were on the couch gettin' hot and heavy, but I was taken offguard when he presented me with a cotton eyed joe.

by kc slinga October 4, 2011

cotton crack

The act of a male sagging his pants so low his crack can be seen through his underwear.

Female #1: Did you see that cute guy walk by?

Female #2: Yeah, he was cute but he had a total cotton crack.

by ItstartswithaD January 16, 2008

Cuttention

The act of cutting oneself in no way endangering his/her life whatsoever, but as an ulterior motive to gain the attention and sympathy from a lost significant other that probably only lasted about a month or less.

-My friend cuts herself.
-Why? Cutting yourself on purpose sounds stupid and it hurts.
-It's quite simple... shes looking for cuttention.

by warshipsatan July 7, 2010