whip the cow

To spank a fat person.

I was home last night with my wife having sex and I whip the cow hard

by Hoodboiy May 5, 2016

Brown cow

You can call someone a brown cow if you hate them. That's because brown cows should be making chocolate milk, but they DON'T. Therefore, they are a SHAME for the society.

"ugh, miss Johnson is a f***** brown cow!! He won't stop giving assignments"

by Wilbur the dog December 11, 2020

Fat Cow

What You use to call your younger siblings when they're being a fooking idiot

Shut Up U FAT COW and go suck on your mothers titties u little bitch

by Muminurmum November 21, 2021

Chocolate Cow

When you’re fucking in reverse cowgirl and shits on top of your dick

“Hey bro, my girl gave me the biggest chocolate cow last night and it was awesome”

by Piss King October 17, 2021

sniff the cow

take a serious chill pill man

“Jerry is being a real hot head today. He should go sniff the cows.”

by bens crusty toes August 17, 2021

Mountain Cow

A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.

"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"

by swimmydino34 July 2, 2021

Nighty Cow

A snuggly, warm, microwaveable cuddly cow that comes to say good night to you. Also now a colloquial alternative for good night.

"Nighty cow fella"

"yeah good night"

"Can you heat up my nighty cow"
"sure, I'll put it in the microwave".

by campaj1 June 21, 2013