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computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)
boy: yoohoo, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, or my my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, because kodem koll I won't stand for it, you insulting me; I am a computer engineer, and two, i prefer the term father or dad. Even the expression old man won't do any longer. Now, young man, please improve your vocabulary, then come back and talk to me comme du monde.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2012
mugGet the computer illiteratemug.

Computer Virus

The most widespread computer virus in the world, "Microsoft Windows"!
by x135 November 19, 2023
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Computer

You are using a computer to search for the definition of a computer.
by somerandomperson132 January 12, 2023
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computer slave

Any person involved in information technology, information security, or gaming or your average millennial zombie who spends most of their waking hours on a computer for business, pleasure, or because they don't know else to do, having become completely handicapped by technology.
What happened to Dave? He is sitting at his computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drinks! - Yeah, he has become a computer slave because the new first person shooter game came out.
by vududady January 6, 2017
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Computer

Computers are made so you can watch porn free and doesn't need a girl. (Porn)
Computer Is defined like Machine Made For Work On And Watch Porn At The Same Time
by ILOVEPORN1 May 12, 2020
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Computering

Doing stuff on a computer and forgetting about like every thing else
Sorry I was computering
by Overminer November 24, 2021
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computer toaster

by Grandma finally came and now I February 10, 2017
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