angry buffalo 

When one shoves a battery down the others penis hole then pours tobasco sauce down the penis hole to ease the pain.

After Cody ate at KFC the waitress pulled him into the bahroom and gave him long angry buffalo. Outside of the door all you could hear is "fool not da angry buffalo again I just want my Kay ehh see!"

angry buffalo by CbRuben April 22, 2011

water buffalo 

a term for a disliked university adminsitrator. A reference to Larry Moneta of Duke University (formerly University of Pennsylvania) who was an administrator involved with bringing disciplinary action against a student who called a group of students a 'bunch of water buffaloes.'

That guy is so useless, he's such a waste, what a water buffalo.

water buffalo by dukepiemafia May 4, 2007

Land it in buffalo 

When you totally mess something up resulting in total failure.

Wow, last night you were really hammered. How'd it work out with the girl you brought home?

Not good, vomited all over her and she ran out crying.

Boy did you land it in Buffalo

Land it in buffalo by Team Zion February 18, 2009

New Buffalo 

Small tourist town in Southwest Michigan. Contains thousands of FIP's in the summer months that drive bad, treat locals shitty. Located right on Lake Michigan. Has weird man sitting on corner of main street every night. With a radio. Just watching. Also location of big indian casino.. Four Winds.

I went to Stray Dog in New Buffalo and was surrounded by rude FIP's.

New Buffalo by SaraBBQ April 10, 2008

Water Buffalo 

A water buffalo is a very obese person on a team. Instead of running with everyone elese, he/she spends their time sitting on the sidelines drinking all of the team water.

Player 1: "Hey, look at Billy, hes just sitting there drinking all of the water"
Player 2: "Yeah, he is a water buffalo."

Water Buffalo by theycallmejon August 26, 2009

water buffalo 

to stand in the shower in a half-asleep state, usually before fully waking up and continuing on with the shower.

John stumbled groggily into the shower and proceeded to water buffalo under the hot water for about twenty minutes before he remembered the shampoo.

water buffalo by MenicStargazer July 4, 2010

Canadian Buffalo Spirit 

A former currency of Canadia, notable for being haunted by pirate ghosts; approximate worth is one butterfinger largely due to a problem with most vending machines. Also, a sex act involving three beavers strapped to a moose, drenched in maple syrup, while wearing an RCMP uniform.

After buying a butterfinger with my Canadian Buffalo Spirit, I did a Canadian Buffalo Spirit with your mom at the zoo. That's why I have rabies and am on the sex offender registry.

Canadian Buffalo Spirit by Matterhorn Bill November 4, 2011