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Brooklin Bitch 

A Brooklin man obsessed with having the perfect white picket fence life, tells everyone he’s wealthy but actually works at Lowe’s and can’t afford to live there without his wife’s white collar income. His wife calls him out on his shit and when he doesn’t get what he wants calls her a Brooklin Bitch.
To keep up the elusion of wealth, Husband wants to buy a $85K pickup truck. Wife says “we can’t afford that”. Husband states “you’re nothing more than a Brooklin Bitch”.
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Brooklynite

A person born and raised in the borough of Brooklyn. One can also be considered a Brooklynite just for being a native of the borough Brooklyn of New York City.
She's a born and raised Brooklynite.
Brooklynite by www.theweeklydeals.com September 18, 2018

Brooklynn 

A beautiful girl that will make your heart flutter. She can be a gold digger sometimes but she'll make up for it. She is a great person and was born to act so please forgive her when she acts dramatic. She is in love with a boy and your lucky if it's you. So keep her close.
Boy #1: Dang Brooklynn is gorgeous today like she is every other day.
Boy #2: Man, you got it twisted. She's SEXY every day.
Me: yea I know I am.

Brooklyne 

The kindest & thoughtful person you will ever meet. Brooklyne has very blonde hair, and the prettiest blue eyes. some would say her smile even lights up the sky. she’s quite tall, or taller than most, and is very smart. however, she’ll argue with you if you say she is. she cares deeply about her family in friends- probably more than anything in the world in all honesty. Brooklyne is very organized and has very nice handwriting, she’s also a perfectionist (in the best way possible). She will always push you to do the best you can, and always believes in you. one could say she’s the best, kind-hearted, loving, beautiful, person- but above all things, Brooklyne is just amazing.
(1) Is that Brooklyne?? she’s so pretty!!
Brooklyne by Reddie2019 December 15, 2019

Brooklynn 

Really short, she loves to dance but is afraid of cheese grinders. She is a great person and really awesome. Also shes short and is 4’5 She is really cute cuz she looks like a dumpling. Also she is a big Billie Eillish fan. Would rate 4.5/10 cuz thats her height. Did i say she was short. She has alot of friends and is super hyper. She is loving and compassionate but also really short. She is a beautiful person inside and out but is really small. Would rate 10/10. Fun Fact about Brooklynn. Shes short. Also cute. But short.
Look at Brooklynn. Where is she. Oh never mind I just have to look down
Brooklynn by QueefusMcNiglet November 14, 2018

Brooklynista 

Refers to certain residents of the borough of Brooklyn, NY that are convinced that the entire world revolves around Brooklyn. They are resentful that the majority of the world thinks specifically of Manhattan when the acronym 'NYC' is mentioned. They are Nazi-like in their narrow-minded insistence that Brooklyn is superior to Manhattan (and the other NYC boroughs) in every conceivable way.
Jen is such a Brooklynista! She declined to come to my party in Manhattan, claiming she didn't want to her Bohemian Brooklyn Holiness corrupted by the Yuppie scum that would be in attendance.
Brooklynista by AlejandroNYC April 29, 2009

Brooklynese 

NOTE
To VanBuren: Notice I said the accent that New Yorkers are POTRAYED as having. I admit to saying "cawfee" sometimes, but I don't sound like I belong in "The Godfather" series.
People from Brooklyn tend to be stereotyped, especially our accents.
Brooklynese by Pretty Tiffany October 27, 2004