wishful boobthinking

When a person has the ability to see breasts everywhere.

No amount of reason can deter the wishful boobthinking person's confidence that boob has been viewed.

Most wishful boobthinkers are in denial of being one as they really believe they are viewing boob. On the bright side they are happy about seeing boob and have a better day because of it.

My husband has wishful boobthinking. He got so excited when he saw my boobs in a reflection on my Facebook pic. I disagreed, which made him even more snotty about thinking he had looked closer at my pic than I did.

I was in the dressing room with my friend as we tried on bathing suits. As I was admiring a low-cut, Italian number on myself, she looks over and giggles, sideboob to me and points. As I turned around in the mirror, I was satisfied that the coverage was satisfactory. I love knowing my bff has wishful boobthinking.

by CyAdora May 30, 2010

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Boobstache

Chest hair on a man (and maybe some women).

I like men with some nice boobstache, it's so masculine and sexy!

Really? I prefer mine with a smooth chest.

by Laura-May July 11, 2012

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boosterism

To espouse a personal opinion or belief without relation to sourced facts or verifiable observations. To backslappingly foist your opinion on others in a jovial, manipulative way, disrespectful of objective truth.

His boosterism, devoid of facts, shows that he has no respect for objective truth or other fact based premises.

by wclay1 July 2, 2011

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Boosted Bonobo

A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with Mr. Song as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.

Mr. Song you are so bad you boosted bonobo

by fight me m8 kk? January 4, 2017

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