board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 12, 2016

Board Wipe

This term is used when playing magic the gathering. It refers to any card or effect that removes every creature or artifact or enchantment. Sometimes all of those at the same time.

He used a board wipe and we basically had to start over

by LizardInACan September 11, 2022

National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina

“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”

by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020

piss boarding

Water boarding but with piss.

They used the piss boarding technique to interrogate the suspect.

by I dont care call me whatever June 27, 2021

Board State

This is a term when playing magic the gathering or other card games. It refers to how the battlefield is looking and which permanents are down, who’s in the lead, and so on.

The board state was looking so fucked when you were playing him man.

by LizardInACan September 11, 2022

Board Gypsy

At cornhole tournaments when people go board to board to get in a few throws between games.

My game got held up a little bit because some board gypsy was on it. Did you see how fast that board gypsy was throwing just to get in a few throws before our game started?

by Aegon May 21, 2021

Dirty cutting board

Putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

Going to have give Joe a dirty cutting board after he nicked my pasta.

by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024