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Shartcuterie board

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.
Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.
by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024
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Circuit Board

The thing you find everywhere, mostly in electronics. They can break into pieces easily, and if you broke one….
They can contain integrated circuits, electronic components, or any other sort of item the board needs.
The most normal type is single-sided, but some boards have to be double sided.

Before you throw away your electronics, you should take out whatever’s useful, and remember this: Yes, boards can become collectors items.
The circuit board on this device is very dirty.
by UH Hecker February 9, 2024
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Ouija board service provider

A ouija board service provider is similar to a phone service provider, the difference of course is instead of using a phone to communicate, you use a ouija board instead. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.
I've gotta get a ouija board service provider, so that I can contact my loved ones from the other realms.
by Esq Esp March 1, 2024
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Ouija board service providers

Ouija board service providers are similar to phone service providers. The difference being that of course instead of using a phone to communicate, you use ouija boards to communicate. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.
I've used so many different ouija board service providers throughout the years, to keep in touch with my loved ones from the other realms.
by Esq Esp March 1, 2024
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Board of Directors

Used to refer to your close friend group or close group of people
Hey bro, can I come hang out with you guys? I gotta ask the board of directors bro
by Aiviltovojw March 13, 2024
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Dirty cutting board

Putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.
Going to have give Joe a dirty cutting board after he nicked my pasta.
by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024
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