Sexiest man to walk on this Earth!! when i tell u this man is sexy, i mean it forreal. Caring and comfortable to be with, and for the ladies hes a booty lover, he wants +++ size booty and he is to good at rocket league, he is a daddy and a man of class!
by anonymous December 25, 2021

A Blonde Cob is a blonde boy/girl that gets you hard upon imagining or in the action of “shucking” their clothes off. Go gettem brothers and sisters!
“check out the blonde cob, i’d like to grab her ears and pull them back”
“look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”
“look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”
by archduke franz ferdinand January 17, 2025

the perfect guy for any girl.
by TheCaringFriendAndSister! April 8, 2024

Halley: omg you won’t belive what I just did
Klouda: what
Halley: I forgot how to spell pull for a second
Klouda: omg Halley you just had a blonde moment
Klouda: what
Halley: I forgot how to spell pull for a second
Klouda: omg Halley you just had a blonde moment
by BerscansoTheDuck June 9, 2018

A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism
Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."
Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"
Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"
Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"
Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"
Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"
Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"
by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025

John: i heard Jakes last 3 girlfriends were all blonde
Kyle: he must be a blonde enthusiast
John: yea i’m pretty sure he is at this point
Kyle: he must be a blonde enthusiast
John: yea i’m pretty sure he is at this point
by Secyboy69 August 5, 2022
