Blondewards

A way to do anything fucked up or in the wrong direction.

That chick wasn't even drunk and she was driving blondewards down a one-way street!!

by Butchbox June 16, 2022

Blonde god

The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.

Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair

Blonde god: I will grant your wish

by Blonde god June 17, 2022

blonde enthusiast

someone that is only attracted to blondes and thinks they are the best

John: i heard Jakes last 3 girlfriends were all blonde

Kyle: he must be a blonde enthusiast

John: yea i’m pretty sure he is at this point

by Secyboy69 August 5, 2022

BLONDE

hailey marie

blonde says:
let’s go girls
-Dolly Parton

by maibee98 July 10, 2022

blonde eli

A complete dumbass with the fattest cock you'll ever meet

Yo bro do you see that person over there their definitely a blonde Eli

by Dr. Profussy July 19, 2022

blonde pube

HE HAS BEEN MISSING FOR 8 YEARS HELP US FIND HIM XXXXXUWB

HELP I LOST MY PUBES

BLONDE PUBE

by paula the best August 31, 2022

blonde Sophie

best girl you'll ever meet she's a keeper lads

that's blonde Sophie omg

by thebestsophxo October 19, 2022