takes the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened. Similar (but not identical) to the US version "that really takes the cake".

I know politicians are a bunch of lying fools, but that Donald Trump really takes the biscuit.

by ProfJF February 19, 2017

tar biscuit

Turd, feces, crap, shit, log, load, poop.

Having long been constipated, he finally broke loose and clogged my toilet up with an enormous tar biscuit.

by Paul April 19, 2004

off the biscuit

saying something that you have just made up in your head (free freestyling)

i wrote none of this sh**
i strictly come off the biscuit
blowin' your district

by joeshabaaz September 6, 2008

Soggy Biscuit

Bukkake porn with a biscuit instead of a woman.

Oh, and in bukkake, the last guy to blow the load usually doesn't eat the woman. Unless it's cannibal bukkake. Who knows, that might even exist.

That must be one hot soggy biscuit.

by Roadside Bam September 9, 2011

gravedigger's biscuits

English slang for precisely 6:30 pm

•"I'll see you at precisely 6:30, or as the English call it, gravedigger's biscuits."

by swordswordswords March 2, 2011

air biscuit

to expell gas while deficating.

My stomach kinda hurt so i went to the bathroom and baked an air biscuit.

by poonhuntr August 16, 2003

biscuit neck

someone with a big ass neck

dat niggas got a biscuit neck

by Q-Money March 26, 2009