Away Message Battel!

An AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!! occurs when you Instant Message someone while your away message is up, and in turn, get their away message - spawning two battling rapid-fire style auto-responses. Your screen scrolls really fast, your heart races; and in the heat of the moment, you yell it loud: "AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!"

Mrwhale Jr (12:10:00): I'm drawing a giant taco

Auto response from Shower Tim (12:10:01): I'M NOT HERE!!

Auto response from Mrwhale Jr (12:10:02): Free Eyeball Washes!

Mrwhale Jr: (12:10:08): AWAY MESSAGE BATTEL!!!!

by Mr Whale Jr. May 15, 2006

battlecat

def: Origins from He-Man's battlecat. This is an overly aggressive and experienced cougar. A cougar who has been hunting for a long time and just goes thru young guys like fresh meat. She is ridden often into battle.

Watch out for Mrs X, she's a battlecat. She's been ridden by everyone. And she's had so many young guys, she will just tear you up and spit you out.

by Gong Ji August 10, 2009

Nut battle

A nut battle is a game like bloody knuckles. The object of the game is to take turns kicking the opponent in the testicles. If a player gives up or falls/passes out then he loses.

Damn! That dude just whipped his ass in a nut battle!

by Mitch Henry August 11, 2006

In the Heat of Battle

In the middle of masturbaition

I wanted to look at a porn file in the heat of battle, but I had deleted it earlier that day

by killer cloud July 26, 2009

ass batter

wet, sloppy shit that squirts as soon as you relax your butt cheeks

That fucking hobo got ass batter all over the floor!

by Da Nasty One November 11, 2004

battle of the booties

the 2003 VMA's

I'm watchin the battle of the booties Thursday!

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Battle hog

A bitch so big and burley and that you want to strap a sattle on her and ride into war.

"Julian did you see that battle hog up there at the bar?"

"Dude I just came from Walmart and I saw a pack of battle hogs fighting over the last bottle of diet coke!"

by Dirty Dirty Delux February 14, 2012