Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021

basket ride

When a girl lays you back on a pool table, pulls your pants down past your knees, and strips of her clothes. She then sits on your dick in the pike position and reaches up to grab the ceiling fan. Then another chick turns the switch on. As the girl begins to spin in circles, she lifts herself up and down.

I nutted in 15seconds during that basket ride.

by Cowbo3y33 May 5, 2022

Bisque Basket

a large gift basket thats full of assorted biscuits and bread including corn bread, scones, Irish soda bread, sweet bread, white bread, potato bread, etc.. It is used for gift giving such as birthdays and holidays and sometimes when your just feeling down.

"What did you get Marge for Christmas?", "I got her this nice Bisque Basket off of Amazon".

by Humphrey Humbert December 16, 2017

HORNY NIGGA LAUNDRY BASKET

How one becomes a horny nigga

”So how are you doing to day, just being a horny nigga laundry basket.”

by Tato the glizzy December 14, 2020

Snatch Basket

An entitled person, particularly one who cannot accept no for an answer, and feels entitled to whatever they demand or ask of another person.

Person 1: "...she asked me for a ride to the store and when I said I can't, she said she was done with me and our friendship was over."
Person 2: " Wow, what a snatch basket!"

by Rain on the windows February 24, 2025

Talkin basket

When you're having a conversation with a friend and some guy just enters your conversation and starts talkin about basketball making your friend lose interest in your previous conversation.

Hey Cesar, stop talkin basket with Jeriel.

Yo Daniel, i was talkin to Jeriel about Raid Shadow Legends and Cesar just came in and started talkin basket.

by Vince the nigger February 23, 2020

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running (as a collective). No individuals, nobody different from the next person. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020