103460th base

Seriously, why did you decide to go this far up? It's just plain stupid and this doesn't exist.

Guy: yo I just got to 103460th base with my girl last night
Friend: you've been in a coma for 5 years you need to wake up. That doesn't exist and you're slowly falling down a hole of corruption.
Guy: lit

by Apple Squid July 18, 2019

11th base

When you dig up a dead body and fuck it while shocking it with a defibrillator.

Man 1: got to 11th base with my great grandma last night.
Man 2: cool.

by THOTERMINATOR July 23, 2020

200th Base

Where you have sexual intercourse that is so good, you invae Russia

"man i got to 200th base and im the fucking Tsar now!"

by MimpleSan December 8, 2020

Touch base

When the shafts of two male sex organs make contact during a ménage à trois.

He said to me when I first met him in the office kitchen that we should 'touch base sometime'. I told him I would be glad to if his wife obliged.

Haven't you heard? Touching base is the new first base.

by Pádraig Shuibhne May 7, 2021

6th Base

Wtf is wrong with you, 5th base is enough chill.

So 6th base is sex through the eye socket...

Homie hit 6th base with her yesterday, now she’s blind.

by IDK It doesnt matter May 17, 2021

Stolen Base

A surprise pinky in the butt.

My roommate gave me a stolen base while I was sleeping. It was the experience of a lifetime.

by Richard Pickle August 20, 2021

6969th base

6969th base is while you are fucking Amitis from anal, while she is trying to lick her dad's cum from her moms nose

"Dude I just hit 6969th base"
"No way dude, did you see Dari joon?"
"Nah he was fucking some other bitches last night"

by Cyber Dadddy March 10, 2022