babery

Akin to a hatchery, a babery is the home or nest of a crazy chick who wants nothing more than to make lots of babies. These places should be avoided by men at all costs unless they want to get stuck paying child support for a flock of babies.

"Sorry dude, I can't come over tonight, I have to get back to the babery to change two hundred diapers."

"Stay away from Rochelle, she's just looking for someone to help her start her babery."

"You want a stock tip? Don't invest anything in that girl unless you're looking to finance a babery."

by TheTimeLord August 25, 2008

Baker Mayfield

When you're taking the Browns to the Super Bowl while getting sucked off

Man, before I had time to use toilet paper my girlfriend busts in and starts giving me a Baker Mayfield.

by Dutchman Saint March 10, 2021

Illford Baker

A furry baker from Illford town that loves vore.

Ivula: Keora is an Illford baker. You can see it in their mouth.

by Yoneroal October 25, 2011

baker clone

A fashion trend, exclusive to skateboarding, that consists of skin tight jeans (usually made by the company krew) and emerica or vans shoes; related indirectly to the Emo, Punk Rock subculture.

"Holy Shit, look at his awesome Krew AR's!"

"Dude your such a Baker Clone"

by shawn havili January 5, 2006

Bagermentation

1. The act of being bagered.
2. A lower form of shunnyness.

They wouldn't stop the bagermentation.

by Rukh November 19, 2003

Zoey Alexis Baker Markland

A really whore bitch. She likes to expose girls, so beware! She also is a depressed little girl, who cuts only for attention and never seeks help! She is a really flat girl with no ass or tits and likes to body shame people when she looks like LilHuddys sister 👀 She is also a hoe! Never love her, she has at least 4 boyfriends a month 🗣.

Guy: Oh my gosh I’ve only been dating this girl for a day and she’s already sucking another dude off!
Other Guy ( Probably named Josh or Jordan or Justus or Jayden or even a girl named Aaliyah ) : Damn was her name Zoey Alexis Baker Markland?
Guy: YES!

by a bitch named charys 🤙🏼 February 10, 2020

Baker's Dozen

Sticking 12 objects up a woman's vagina and sucking out 13

What's grosser than gross? Sticking 12 oysters up a Grandmother's cunt and getting a baker's dozen.

by delusional in TX January 8, 2012