electric bagel

An everything bagel dosed with liquid lsd.

I had eaten an "electric bagel" and was out of my mind.

by ballg December 28, 2013

Crud Bagel

A piece of crap that is shaped like a Bagel that Denny Nagel would eat at a table.

Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!

M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over

by Dumass EN January 25, 2010

Bagel Delivery

Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.

Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery

by BagelDelivery August 9, 2016

nerd bagel

What your mother calls you when you’re laughing to much at her because you are weird.

Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.

by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019

bagelling

what happens when you break a condom and all thats left is a ring of latex around your penis

"We were going so crazy last night I didn't even realize we were bagelling!"

by ljvkhcjgxhfc October 23, 2023

Saggy bagel

A term used by losers to define a person who has saggy breasts or a fat person in general.

Dude, you're a Saggy bagel

I don't care, you're a loser -___-

by Bigbootybuttcheeks January 17, 2011

Magel fk Bagel

Magel fk Bagel is another name for a sentence and for a wild stamp

Hey look that is a wild Magel fk Bagel

by Jdfkg January 30, 2018